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Key News and Contextual Information, to Help Peel Those Political Onions Out There!

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Gardner Goldsmith
Sep 24, 2023
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Hello, Fellow Conspirators!

Thanks to the virtual monopoly that this here state (NH) has granted to a power company, we lost juice when two transformers blew last night. After the corporation (they call themselves “EverSource,” but we call them “NeverSource”) got power restored, their caller-ex-machina rang us to say that tree limbs had hit a line, basic…

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